Joke Of The week

The only cow in a small town in Texas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a super milk cow up in Baldwin, Michigan, for $2,000.00. They bought the cow from a Michigan Dairy and the cow was wonderful.  It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very  happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. “Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side.”

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, “Did you buy this cow in Michigan?” The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. “You are truly a wise Vet,” they said. “How did you know we got the cow in from Michigan?” The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes,  “My wife is from Michigan…”

4 Responses to “Joke Of The week”

  1. 1 Boomer Apr 18th, 2018 at 9:30 am

    Moral of the story is if you want a cow who produces lots of milk; buy it from Michigan. If you want to breed a cow; look elsewhere. If you want sex; buy it or be like everyone else and go to the bars on Friday/Saturday nights. Heck, I’m getting old, I almost forgot about the apps on smart phones like Tinder that make it too easy to catch STD’s these days. Step lightly grasshopper. 😉

  2. 2 Emmett Apr 19th, 2018 at 9:00 am

    Rental is the answer.
    What was the question again???

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