Joke Of The Week

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A  very attractive golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?” “I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”  I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. “That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on now!” she insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. I was weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed. After a couple of Scotch I thanked her and said “I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. ….”Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?” I replied, ………”Still under the cart, I guess.”

6 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 richards Jun 27th, 2017 at 9:38 am

    Now that there is FUNNY!

  2. 2 Dante's 9th Jun 27th, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    I gotta even better joke . The Motor Company’s tariffs they begged for and demanded back in the 80’s are now bitting them on the posterior . Ahhh genuine dictionary correct irony . Aint it just a wonderful thing . 😎

  3. 3 seymour Jun 27th, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    Dante must be a riot at parties

  4. 4 Raviteja Jun 28th, 2017 at 7:51 am

    Ending is very Funny!

  5. 5 calif phil Jun 28th, 2017 at 8:08 am

    Laughing at the joke and Seymour’s reply is equally hilarious.

  6. 6 Jun 28th, 2017 at 9:07 am

    Dante’s 9th – AKA Debbie Downer.

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