Joke Of The Week

The Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring Boston and puts on a show in a local Chemical Lab. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, Shelly, a blonde woman in the lab stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.  What makes you think you can stereotype blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.  It’s people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,\ “You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap.”

1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 Alan Kraus Jun 19th, 2017 at 9:38 am

    A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a phone call to my Wife?
    After completing the call he asked how much he had to pay for it.
    Devil: “Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.”

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