Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyA middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first time in Lincoln, Nebraska, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, No!” and walks quickly away!

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with it.

She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn’t seem likely that anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, “NO WAY, BUDDY!” smacks him as hard as she can and literally runs away!

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she did it for many years before she got into management. She’s sure she has said yes at one time or another to everything a man could possibly ask for. The challenge is irresistible.

She just has to find out what this man has wanted that has made her girls so angry. And she sees a chance she can’t pass up to show off to her employees how good she was at what they do.

So she goes over to Bob and says that she’s the best in the house and she is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, and drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward and whispers in her ear, “Can I pay in Canadian dollars?”

6 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Jun 10th, 2016 at 8:10 am

    Now, THAT is funny!! peace

  2. 2 Joshua Jun 10th, 2016 at 8:36 am

    Great one.

  3. 3 Bleeding Ears Jun 10th, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    I don’t get it.

  4. 4 Jun 10th, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    That IS funny, And Canadians I have worked with always had a great sense of humor about the exchange rate and other differences. Great people. I worked for Bombardier here in the states for several years and one day I was late for the 2 o’clock departmental meeting. The chief engineer asked me if I knew what time the meeting started and I said “yes, 2 o’clock”. He asked me if I was aware that it was 2:13 at that moment. I said “yes, but I thought 2:13 was 2 o’clock Canadian”. You could’ve heard a pin drop.

  5. 5 Boomer Jun 11th, 2016 at 8:47 am

    I get the joke buy why didn’t the Madam simply ask the first girl what he said? I know I know. Then it wouldn’t be funny.

    Sometimes the exchange rate favors Canada… I don’t think now is one of those times though.

  6. 6 Jay Horton's Private Shop Jun 13th, 2016 at 9:15 am

    @ Woody’s -Ball’s Deluxe their buddy, Balls Deluxe! Later Jay

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