Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyAn airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board. But only 4 parachutes

The first passenger, Holly Madison, said. :I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don’t want me to die. “She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger John McCain said. “I am a Senator and decorated war hero from an elite Navy Unit from the United States Of America.: So, he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, Donald Trump, said. “I am going to be the next President of the United States. I am the smartest man in our country and I will make America Great Again.” So, he grabbed the pack & jumped out.

The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10-year old school girl. “I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.” The he little girl said, “That’s ok, Mr. Graham. There is a parachute for you. The smartest man in America took my school backpack.”

15 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Feb 17th, 2016 at 10:17 am

    Hmm, when I first heard that joke, it was Jesse Jackson instead of Trump…

  2. 2 Boomer Feb 17th, 2016 at 10:55 am

    Yeah. It would have been better if McCain was the brunt of that joke. He sure is a joke in AZ.

  3. 3 Chief Waldo Feb 17th, 2016 at 11:12 am

    Ha Ha! Good one!

  4. 4 Mrs. Behaves Feb 17th, 2016 at 11:37 am

    I have heard better punchlines for this joke..

  5. 5 nicker Feb 17th, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Whoever rewrote this joke has missed the mood of the electorate this time around..

    -nicker-

  6. 6 Springer Feb 18th, 2016 at 12:22 am

    Sounds like some want a parachute.

  7. 7 Calif phil Feb 18th, 2016 at 8:23 am

    We need to Make America Great Again.

  8. 8 Gym Feb 18th, 2016 at 11:48 am

    Americans voting for a slogan…sounds like Germany 1930’s

  9. 9 calif phil Feb 18th, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    No I will be voting for someone who loves our country, unlike the empty suit we have in the white house now.

  10. 10 nicker Feb 18th, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    Gym,

    As they say, history does repeat itself….

    -nicker-

  11. 11 Bob Feb 18th, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    If only that could be true.

  12. 12 18Bravo Feb 18th, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    I prefer the one from American Werewolf in London.

  13. 13 Joel Feb 22nd, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    I may have laughed at this 40 or more year old joke had Hillary Clinton and Sanders been left on the airplane to crash. Clinton would have lied to get the girls back pack and Sanders (always on the take) would have grabbed the bag from Clinton while telling the girl if he’s elected president she’ll receive free menopause.

  14. 14 takehikes Feb 25th, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    for christ’s sake lighten up. its a joke.

  15. 15 Davis Feb 26th, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Yes, it’s all a joke.

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