Joke Of The week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyA guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,’How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours.’ The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, ‘Howl ong before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 3 hours.’ The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, ‘About an hour and a half. The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.’

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, ‘So, where does he go when he leaves?’ Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said ‘Your house!’

2 Responses to “Joke Of The week”


  1. 1 Calif Phil Jan 11th, 2016 at 8:42 am

    Either way he was getting a little trim.

  2. 2 Jan 14th, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    Real life stuff:
    I’m standing near a gas station talking with a Neil Graham, when off in the distance two boys on bicycles pull-up to the pump island to fill their tires.
    The first lad had a problem keeping the air chuck dead-center on the valve stem – and was losing more air than was going into the tube.
    His friend impatient, dismounted from his bike and took the hose away from the lad and began filling the tire, “showing him how it was done”.
    Bang!! ………. the tube exploded.
    The lad, immediately laughing 🙂 and mad 🙁 at the same time, barked,…. “You’re paying!”

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