Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44The Haircut… One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you ‘ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of the Senate came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Member of the Senate was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of the Senate lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it…

4 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Steal Your Face Jul 16th, 2015 at 9:31 am

    That’s a good one. Politicians SUCK!

  2. 2 celtdad Jul 18th, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    I’ve always said politicians should have a limit of 2 terms – 1 in office, 1 in prison!

  3. 3 USAYGO Jul 21st, 2015 at 10:54 am

    Subject: Fw: HILLARY HAS CHOSEN A MUSLIM NAME.
    >
    > Hillary Takes Muslim
    > NameTERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS
    > CAUSED HILLARY CLINTON TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT
    > HER CANDIDACY
    > FORTHE 2016
    > PRESIDENCY.FOR SECURITY REASONS,
    > HILLARY HAS CHOSEN A MUSLIM
    > NAME.SO FROM NOW ON, PLEASE
    > USE HER NEW MUSLIM
    > NAME: ‘SELDOM BIN
    > LAYED’…….as we get closer
    > to the election, we must remember that we cannot trust
    > Hillary Clinton to create American
    > jobs……..The last time she had a
    > simple job to do, she outsourced it to Monica
    > Lewinsky…..

  4. 4 USAYGO Jul 21st, 2015 at 10:55 am

    A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
    that his wife was missing.
    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
    Sergeant: What is her height?
    Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
    Sergeant: Weight?
    Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
    Sergeant: Color of eyes?
    Husband: Never noticed.
    Sergeant: Color of hair?
    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
    Sergeant: What was she wearing?
    Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
    Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
    Husband: She went in my truck.
    Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
    Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
    Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

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